This one will be an ever evolving list of all of the hilarious, albeit sometimes embarrassing things my toddler says.
Alex- 2&1/2 We were out to dinner when a man with a white beard sat at the table across from ours and she yells "Mommy is that Santa Clause?" The white beard was the only resemblance of Santa.
Alex 2&1/2 We are in the Walmart parking lot and Scott is trying to remove her from her car seat, she yells "No, I want mommy to get me." Scott replies "Too bad, I am here and I am the boss." she then makes a face that means a good retort is coming so Scott continues "I am the big boss, what I say goes, even if you are the little boss." To which Alex responds "I am the small boss!" (we just about died laughing)
Alex 2&1/2 I am in the kitchen baking/cooking, I don't remember, and Scott is standing in there talking to me, when we hear "OK, everybody hold on tight!" and we rush out to see her at the top of the stairs with her grocery cart packed with stuffed animals about to push it down. Scott talks her down and we return to the kitchen, and not 30 seconds later we hear a loud crashing and Alex yells "I did it Daddy, I did it!"
Alex 2&1/2 - Hubby and I gave her a happy meal, that had a tiara in it. I unwrapped the tiara and handed to her and she exclaimed "It's so wonderful! Why thank you so very much! It is beautiful!" We both cracked up laughing.
Alex 35 months - We are at a buffet, Alex has green beans, mac n cheese, and corn on her plate. I was eating fries and put ketchup on my plate and Alex says " I need some too," So I ask "What are you going to put ketchup on?" She very seriously says "On my plate!" I cracked up laughing.
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